a young lonely red head man, from a small town where everyone waves to each other but not to this kid. He has his hobbies of going to the movies, hanging with Mexicans, and doing research on the average white mans penis. A MOCABEE is attracted to the scent of a girl he can never get, and little Asians. his beliefs are DEFINITELY HOES BEFORE BRO'S, but the woman cant deny that they love his fire crotch.
BRADY: hey man did you hear we have a new mocabee at school.

DAN SMITH: yea, i could see his red head from a mile away.
by CHANCE FORNSHELL March 16, 2009
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