Top Definition
Mo- blert \ˈmō-blərt\

1. (noun) A FREE mobile alert texted to your cellphone offering you exclusive discounts and coupons for food, drinks and services. All you have to do is show your phone to the local business to redeem the discount/coupon. A fancy pants smart-phone or phone with internet capabilities.

2. (noun) A mobile alert SMS text message coupon for local businesses. SMS=standard/normal texts. Basically everyone can get these if they have texting.

3. (adj.) Moblerter: a supa fly guy or totally awesome girl who receives moblerts.
Yo Billy Bob did you see the moblert today? Saweeeet deal!

or

Did you sign-up for Moblert yet? I heard it saves you a ton of cash money and it's free.

or

I am a new Moblerter and couldn't be happier.
by CompleteMediaInc May 31, 2011

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