Mitties are the shortened version of "man titties". Often characterized by woman-like breasts that are extremely visible, mitties are one of the most disgusting and unattractive features one can have. Commonly possessed by overweight men, or those with unfortunate genes.
I went to the pool, and all the old, shirtless men had mitties.
by uknomelykwo January 22, 2010
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man titties boobs
That fat ass beside the swimming pool has big mitties.
by Ned December 07, 2003
A Bay Area high school that is a public school in the inside and a private school on the outside...or so I hear...
I do not go to Mitty High School
by arania May 17, 2004
plain and simple... man titties.
My english teacher gots some mitties.
by Derek Hawkins October 08, 2008
another word for male tittys
my dad mittys are a size C
by Coconut Queen of Haiti Queen Lauren August 19, 2004
A private high school in San Jose, CA that has outstanding academics and extra-curricular activities. It WAYYY better than schools like Bellarmine and St. Francis.
Did you see the basketball game last night where Mitty kicked Bellarmine's ass?
by hafjklfjkasdhf September 18, 2008