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Ran for President in 2008 and an early front runner for the nomination in 2012. Mitt is either loved or hated, depending most on what you think of his Mormon (restorationist Christian) religion. Mitt is son of former Michigan Gov. George Romney, who ran for President against Nixon in 1968, was called "the father of volunteerism" by Bush Sr., and was the 1st white Governor to support Martin Luther King. While some assume Mitt to be disliked in Massachusetts as a Republican, a poll just before Ted Kennedy's death showed him to be the 2nd most popular politician in the state after Kennedy, and now presumably 1st. Mitt helped engineer the Senate victory of Scott Brown in 2010, lending Brown his campaign staff. He also lent early campaign support and donated money to the new Republican governors of New Jersey and Virginia via his Free and Strong America PAC. Married to Ann, his high school sweetheart, Mitt is father of four boys and has many grandchildren. Mitt went to college at Brigham Young, then got an MBA and JD from Harvard. He founded Bain Capital, which helped create Staples, Domino's Pizza, and The Sports Authority. Mitt saved the 2002 Olympics from financial disaster and balanced the budget of Massachusetts at a time when it was virtually bankrupt. Mitt pioneered a health care plan in Mass. based on free market economics that takes only 1.2% of the state budget and had only two dissenting votes. He just wrote a book, No Apology: The Case for American Greatness.
Mitt Romney may be the 45th President of the United States and save our economy! (Including the music industry.)

I'm no Mitt Romney, but here's my solution to the economic crisis.

Since we can't have Reagan, the next best thing is Romney.
by Jed Merrill February 07, 2010
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1.
To change your position in order win favors or votes.
"She told Jane she hated Madonna. The she pulls a Mitt Romney and tells me she loves Madonna."
by SkyScott May 25, 2007
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2.
Something Massachusetts is happy to be rid of. More commonly known as "Mitt the Shit" or "Mittens", Romney left office before he could be run out of the state on a rail. He really did a good job fixing the Big Dig. Yeah, right!

This guy is not only incompetitent, he's the biggest flip-flopper in politics. And this doesn't mean his position "evolves" over time or as the situation changes. Mitten's position changes depending on which state he happens to be in at the time. No nuance about this guy. He's one of those "dazzle them with bullshit" kind of politicians, about as cardboard and phony as you will find in politics.
Mitt Romney is George W. Bush after elocution lessons.
by DK Sett May 07, 2007
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Blowhard politician who claims to be conservative, although he's really whatever he thinks his audience wants at any given moment.

Dodged the Vietnam War draft claiming he needed to go to France on a mission for his cult. While in France, he pimped his cult door to door, including his cult's philosophy that blacks were lesser people. All this draft dodging behavior occured while black American soldiers died fighting to save him and his fellow cult members from Communism. For some reason, this irreconcilable hypocrisy was never reported during his recent presidential run. Political correctness won the day.
Mitt Romney thinks the Garden of Eden is in Missouri.
by Wailer August 30, 2008
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Shape-shifting, cream-cheese LDS hustler with a spray-on tan. Currently seeking the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination. A fiscal conservative's dream, which is to say malleable and not-too-bright, but can be counted on to look after the interests of the very rich and to never raise their taxes (see George W. Bush). Republican-leaning women will vote for Mitt based on his looks alone. If he is nominated, will probably be our next president due to the sheer stupidity of the typical American voter (see George W. Bush). Will also hammer gay people to assure the Bible-beaters and red-faced Southern haters that he worries about what consenting adults do in bed just as much as they do.
"I'm Mitt, I'm shit"
"Mitt Romney has changed positions more times than a Stretch Armstrong doll"
"If elected, Mitt Romney promises to give everyone in America their own planet to live on after they die!"
by Chatty Chrissy January 29, 2008
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To fuck someone after taking everything away from them.
When we get to the hotel room, I am gonna give you a Mitt Romney said the prostitute to the john.
by Bliff Blaffington July 04, 2012
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Mitt Romeny, aka "Mittens" is a pancake who is whatever his audience wants him to be. He has binders full of women, and doesn't give a shit about 47% of America. Mittens also believes that in "legitimate rape", it is impossible to get pregnant.
"You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916," Obama told Romney. "Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of our military's changed."-Barack Obama verbally beating the shit out of Mitt Romney
by Mitty123 November 06, 2012
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