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A sexy orgasmic man who loves female reproductive system. Has lots of sexy time a.k.a. man whore and probably the best in the world in bed especially the beatle position. The mostfit and accecible person will ever meet and is always there to help you
by mitchell is fiter November 15, 2010
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Mitchell: Man i had a wicked good time last night with that puding.
by Eric Parsons May 29, 2008
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any people with this first/last name are considered to be the most exillerating people to walk the earth. They are also looked upon at the same height as most ancient greek gods such as Zues. they also have huge hammers
jethro : apparently that guys name was mitchell?

hannah: really? he looks like such a mitchell. now I'm off to get his digits. bye
by Smash the trash February 26, 2012
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Rough, loving, reserved, intelligent, stubborn, bull headed, loyal, funny, a bit power hungry, the most beautiful brown eyes ever seen. Due to his complex nature, one can never be sure of a Mitchell's motives. He is a computer geek, as well as a science fiction fan, but he enjoys other more interactive hobbies as well. Do not cross a Mitchell or they will fight tooth and claw.

Very tough exterior that only gets tougher the closer you try to get to him. He is very logical, though unfortunately shallow minded when it comes to accepting new ideas. He holds himself to very strict standards and will hold you to the same. This may be due to his little known family and church life. Sees many things as weakness. However, occasionally a hint of human emotion will slip through his cleverly positioned defenses and reveal him to be much deeper than he seems. In fact, he often asks himself too many deep questions that bother him enough to keep him up.
A Mitchell breaks hearts regularly by treating those who care the most about him as if they are dirt. Mitchells rarely apologize. Therefore, the more you love a Mitchell, the more you will hurt. A Mitchell will have to learn this about himself before it's too late, or he will continue to hurt people, including those he may love in return.
Once you meet a Mitchell, you will never forget him, no matter how much you try.
(A Mitchell is spotted sitting alone in the corner of the room. A person comes up to them.)

Person: Who are you?
Mitchell: Who are you?
P: Michelle.
Mitchell: Are you really Michelle? How do you KNOW?

P: Haha, you're good...
Mitchell: You still haven't answered my question.
P: Oh...
Mitchell: Well?
P: I don't know...
Mitchell: Okay then, come back when you can think for longer than ten seconds.
by SudoAntiStooge39 September 03, 2012
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The most amazing guy you can ever meet. Once you start talking to him you can't stop. He is like a drug. He has the most beautiful blue eyes and dirty blonde hair, great barbie-ish laugh, tall, and extremely sweet. His family gets complicated at times but he usually can get through it. He needs people to be there for him. He truly only loves one person. He will hurt you, toss you around a little, but in the end, you were the only person he loves. Even though it may not seem like it. He has the most interesting perspective of life. He will love you forever no matter what you put each other through.
Guy: Is that Mitchell?
Girl: Yea, he is amazing
Guy: Didn't he date most of your best friends?
Girl: Yea, but that doesn't matter because I love him anyway, and he feels the same way.

Guy: Just don't get hurt
Girl: If anything, I will hurt him back...
by Nalleeewaayyy<3 April 18, 2013
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a beautiful person who deserves the best in life
Isn't he a mitchell?
by ...........bob..... August 02, 2011
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Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. "Rule 3. Publish opinions. Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic. Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended. Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate." It's not sexist as it's a view which can be held by any gender, doesn't generalise entire groups and citing another's opinion isn't personal approval or promotion. "Rule 2. Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it."

A bigoted, willfully ignorant or misogynistic man. Similar to Felipe from the "Bye Felipe" meme. Somewhat of a Basic Becky. Known to say "What about the men?" and say "Not all men!" Has a poor understanding of social issues and a complete inability to understand structural oppression. Mansplains, thinks feminists are feminazis, thinks misandry and reverse racism are real things. Most aren't MRAs but many believe themselves to be nice guys who always end up in the friend zone because bitches are only interested in assholes.
Person 1: "If there's a minister for women and disabled people, why isn't there a minister for men and normal people?"
Person 2: "Shut the f*ck up, Mitchell."
by extravivians May 06, 2015
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