A mean selfish man, sometimes compared to Scrooge. He also prides himself on denying his friends from seeing him and likes to take other's sayings.
Mitch is being a Scrooge and won't come see me.
by Emmm Lawren December 16, 2010
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A 'Mitch' is a variety of human being, that is both extremist, and non-accepting of other people's beliefs.
The standard Mitch is generally Christian to the extreme, and unable to take in another person's beliefs. If someone was being a Mitch, he or she would be behaving in a way that shows he or she knows nothing about any other belief other than their own, and that it gives them the right to defend it at all costs. If someone were 'pulling a Mitch', they would be behaving in a way that shows they are extremely closed-minded, while continually telling themself that they're actually incredibly open-minded, when it is simply not the case.
Extremist, and one-sided.
by Squallers November 27, 2007
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From a Law and Order SVU , it means " my bitch" for lesbians
by emily55softball March 13, 2010
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A word used in public to call chicks you can't stand or complete idiots. When a friend is acting like a real Bitch. A group of biches is called Mitches.
Sarah: Carmen, isn't that teacher sexy?
Carmen: Sarah... u Mitch!!!
by Lashy October 15, 2007
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(Verb) Other forms: Mitched, Mitching. Originally coined for the action of instantaneously destroying a multimillion dollar system then immediately leaving ground zero. Now commonly used to describe general screw ups or mistakes.

Synonyms: fucked up, JJ smash, destroyed, obliterated, holy fuck what did you do?!?!
'Wow, JJ really mitched this project up'
by Bradtacular May 10, 2013
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A unit of measure which equates to 5 feet and four inches, or 64 inches.
Jon is about 1 and 1/8 Mitchs tall.
by sturmiscool September 29, 2011
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