Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.
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Christmas plant people hang somewhere hangable in the seiling (on christmas) and if you stand under it with someone you both have to kiss.
by kdubheiress October 1, 2011
When a males pants, shorts, or any garment covering the penis is pulled extra tight against his member. The male version of camel toe.
by Jungle Gym December 30, 2009
Joe- Mary totally got mouth raped under the mistletoe at the Christmas party.
Fred- yeah it was awesome. And totally legal!
Fred- yeah it was awesome. And totally legal!
by jjfred June 29, 2010
by Mike Ockizard December 18, 2006
As mentioned in a line from his famous Christmas song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Mistletoeing refers to Andy William's favorite holiday tradition of getting two of the town's finest hookers to make out under his balls (the mistletoe) while he stood over them in a pantsless Santa Claus outfit.
There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When loved ones are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year, ooh ah
And hearts will be glowing
When loved ones are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year, ooh ah
by ubergods December 19, 2010