Top Definition
What you call one of your friends that trying to act hard to make them feel stupid.
(John cockblocks Paul)
Paul: WTF bitch next time you do that I'm gonna beat the shit out of you!
John: Calm down Mister tough!
Paul: :/
by realmadridzidane5 December 11, 2010

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