1. A guy in South Carolina who whines more than any woman I know.
2. A guy who thinks he's all that and several bags of potato chips.
3. Guy who choreographs a dance so he's the center of attention.
4. A guy who causes more drama than any PMS'ing girl.
5. A guy who looks good, but when he opens is mouth is shunned by the ladies.
Mister Badass ditched the guys to go hang with the bitches.