Our hero goes to a job interview at a big box store in a tuxedo.
The Manager holding back a bellowing laugh, "So, you can tell me the truth. Why did you get fired from your last job?"
The man replies, "I was caught masturbating on my break."
"Ya, I know. That's my free time and I am allowed to do whatever I want on my own time!"
And with that the manager could not resist passing him on to the next department for hiring. True story, no joke.