The word "Missouri", scrawled extremely poorly, as to confuse dumb (bottle) blonde bar trivia emcees into thinking "Mississippi" was your answer. See also: "Donaldaffy Duck".
"In 1995, what state was the last to ratify the 14th Admendment, and abolish slavery?" -- "Missourissippi!"
by The Rightful 2nd Place Finishers October 4, 2006