|1.||Missouri Head Butt|
When a man runs full-force with an erect penis into their partner's face. This act is highly dangerous and often fatal, as it requires great cunning and penile precision.
Jake: Hey, did you hear what happened to Alex? Tried to give his girlfriend Miranda a Missouri Head Butt last night. Wound up in the hospital. He might not make it.
Bobby: Oh my God! Why didn't he just listen to us and give her a Steaming Hot Pan instead?!