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When a man inserts his meat into a woman's anal cavity unexpectedly. The man must be steadily spitting in her butt throuought intercourse for this to work properly. After he surprises her with his penis, she will most likely turn around in shock. As soon as he sees this, he must hit her in the head with a lamp and then rape her unconscious body. When she awakes she will be tied to a donkey on her way to Mexico.
Nick: dude, where is stephanie?
Jacob:I gave her a Mississippi shipwreck.

Nick:I hope she knows Spanish.
by Cjames_dog July 27, 2011