Another name for Mission Viejo, so named for the early immigrants that journeyed there from Spanish Mexico: Colonel Salvador Jesus Ignoble de Potato (1779-1828) led an expedition to settle the peaty marshes where Borders, Best Buy, and Dairy Queen now sit.
Mission Potato/Viejo is one of the world's leading exporters of tubers with business degrees.
"Hey dude, where you from again?"
"Dude! The OC!!"