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A tool used by middle aged men to jerk off to young girls in swimwear.

Also, a whore factory.
"Hey man, did you see the game last night?"

"Nah, I was too busy whackin' it to the Miss Teen USA pageant."
by Mr. Deadfolx February 10, 2009
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