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Tweeker chickwith one tooth, swollen leg, the clap, lookin to suck off any hard up homless fuck with a bowl of shit or a couple vicadin. She will steal your shit and help you look for it. Widely considered the best lookin tramp in Desert Hot Springs.
Annoying tourist: where are all the hot bitches?
D.H.S. local: its your lucky day Biff, Miss DHS is waitin in room 210 at the mineral. Go ahead and park your car here I'll keep an eye on it for you.
by DOGG3966 March 31, 2005

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