A jet-black pencil, raised in the dojos of ninjas, until it was prepared to be the master of the stealthy arts. A pencil that can end the world, but chooses not to.
Guy 1: Hey, do you have a Mirado Black Warrior I can use on my test?
Guy 2: Yeah...wait...I don't know where it went.
Guy 1: OMG, it's killing the teacher as we speak! Run!!!