Usually when there is a perfectly good man waiting at home.
Ole Man: Yeah, I'm gunna divorce her, know any good lawyers?
Chap: Divorce? What'd she do pull a Minnie Mouse?
Ole Man: No shit! She's fucking Goofey!
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