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Whilst you are lying down, you adjust (puff up) your package into a mound above your closed legs. Then you lay a girl, ear down, onto your lap, thust providing the warmth needed to keep the cold Minnesota nights at bay.
My girl was cold so I offered her my Minnesota earmuff.
by Nazz Egan March 30, 2005

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