Colombus person: You're not as good as Detroit, you're a wannabe!
Minneapolis person: Bitch ass! what the fuck you say bitch? Huh you little fuck? Me and my bitches gonna come fuck you up bitch? We gonna burn down yo stupid ass city dibshit. Then we're gonna go with our lady friends cuz we're from Minneapolis.
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At night, occasionally, the Dome doesn't look too awful.
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Minneapolis at Night
Minneapolitan: St. Paul is a suburb.
Many claim it is an extremely dangerous city. Like all american cities, it is dangerous in some places, and clean and safe in others.
Minneapolis has a good park system and is consistently ranked as one of the most bicycle-friendly cities in the country. The public transportation system isn't that great; the bus system is decent and there is only one light-rail line and one commuter rail line going through the city at the moment, though more train lines are being planned. The city really isn't that ghetto compared to a lot of other big cities- parts of it, such as North Minneapolis, are fairly bad but the rest of the city is very safe for a city its size.