A replacement for the word whiny, or annoying, or bitchy
Ahh man that Minky bitch is crazy
The couple name of the characters Mini Mcguiness and Franky Fitzgerald from the fictional UK show 'Skins' on channel E4.
Keep calm and ship Minky
A non offensive way to discribe a cunt!
Come here you sexy bitch and let me lick your minky til you cum!
A word used to describe a particularly sexy woman or women.
1. Check out that bit of minky over there...
2. The boozer
is full of minky on Saturdays!
I put my cock in her minky
She had a nice minky
A nice piece of pussy to stick your length into
Loook at that Minky over there, i'd have a rip on it!
Used to describe someone/something that is particularly dirty, smelly etc.
You're a pure minky basturt
A Minky is a type of vagina gremlin. Much the same as the warbling wickersham or the dribbling grackleshank they live inside afflicted female genitalia
, waiting for an unsuspecting penis or inanimate object to venture closeby. As soon as the Minky detects said penetrator, they will jump out and attack it, in the case of a penis they will tickle the males bellend
and try to prevent any further vaginal interaction. Minkies can affect any female at any time. The only way to get rid of a Minky infestation is to ram the tormented sexual organs with a properly prepared penis
Friend 1: "How did your date
go last night, fella?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, was good mate, until we got to it. She was riddled with Minkies! Tickled the shit out of me first time I tried to stick it in!"
Friend 1: "Ah, Rubbish! What did you do? I had to quit last time I encountered a Minky!"
Friend 2: "Only thing I could do! Fucking rammed that shit in there and saved those organs