An embarrasingly small penis. Variation of hard-on.
how cute, a mini-on. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
by moebius July 01, 2004
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1) fraNk - user of operator/character Minion.
2) well known as the elite player of both the games CyberMyst and Tharsis Gate.
"Hey, has anyone seen Minion?"

Minion sneak quietly around behind you, and prepares to backstab you. Minion slides up to you and impales you on his tainted knife. Hp: -1 You die.
by GW Bush69 May 01, 2005
The disgusting trash of the earth. Yellow. They've taken over this once somewhat clean world, and now it is a trash heap. They are only liked by moms and young children.
Me: the minions are putrid, horrific, and are a waste of time. They do not deserve an entire movie.

Moms everywhere: *gasps and stares in horror*
by Old Chocolate Bar July 29, 2015
A name used by Elite players of the pc gaming community, they have the ability to claim the top of the score board as their home
Man that guy was on destroying us that game, what was his name? Minion.
by Joexx February 10, 2010
little yellow shits that go around yelling banana and other shit u cant understand.
John: Hey Mike did u see the minions movie? It was awesome!
Mike: You got five seconds before i pour bleach on your mouth.
by MaliciousFloppy October 09, 2015
Wow, Minions are getting annoying
by ioj;oih;louh;oluh' August 14, 2015
Horrible yellow pill-shaped creatures from despicable me that have taken over the internet and will soon take over the world

They talk in their own satanic language on how to take over our minds when we're not watching
"Hey bill, did you know that minions are the cutest things ever!"
by Netherdwells August 13, 2015
The talking corn kernels from the Despicable Me franchise who make kids laugh, but anyone over the age of 13 want to die in their presence. They have exploded so much through greedy cash grabbing and sponsors such as McDonalds that they have gotten the attention of some very bad corners of the internet, such as Rule 34. Minions are now just one of the few cancers hell bent on destroying the internet community as we know it. There are groups who are opposing this imminent demise, such as the r/minionhate subreddit.
Donald Trump is related to minions
by Th3rd July 31, 2015

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