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An Italian guy with a small penis. Short, fat Italians are known for having short, fat penises. While they think of themselves as great lovers, they often come up short in the meat department by suffering from a "Mini Guinea"
He talks a great game, but when the clothes hit the floor, you see that he is slinging a Mini Guinea.
by ctbearman March 23, 2011
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