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1. Minge Clamp
Noun. Used when describing a frigid woman.
"I swear that Claire had a minge clamp on or something, she just woundn't open her legs"
2. fannyclamp
Pelvic floor muscles so strong they can litterally trap a penis for hours.
"You dirty mingeclaw, release your fannyclamp. you're gonna rip my wang clean off"
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