This tiny ass town is the biggest breeding ground for ignorance and loose women this side of the mason dixon line. Its as if it were plucked directly from the bowels of hell and placed on the earth just to piss people off. Full of trailers and toothless hillbillies Minerva is a fun place to go when you're feeling down about your own living situation. The only good thing to come out of there is the cheese and even that sometimes smells of old whore and rotting teeth.
You know that one guy that smells like cow shit and has the 500lb girlfriend who blows everyone in the trailer park? Oh you mean the one from Minerva, Ohio? Yeah, that's the one.