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Minecraft is a sandbox game created by Markus Persson, a.k.a "Notch". It is inspired by many games, especially Infiniminer. It has over 400,000 registered players.

There are 6 modes:
Creative: makes you build anything you want, single-player and multiplayer
Survival: a very basic version of Indev, where you have to defend yourself from monsters
Indev: a version which added a number of new features, including crafting and more monsters
Infdev: same thing as Indev except this version added an infinite playing surface

Multiplayer is a part of Creative mode, which allows you to build with other players in servers.
Unfortunately, there are "griefers" that destroy creations including yours.
A survival multiplayer was created in August 2010, which allows players to play Indev with other players.
A typical Minecraft conversation when a griefer comes to a server:

coolguy10: supergriefer54674 is greifed my house!!!!1111
supergriefer54674: lololololololhahahah
supergriefer54674 is banned!
Builder8: Pwned.
by Somebody500 August 08, 2010
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A Java based game that just kick ass. People who play it just keep digging all the day in a marvelous world. This game is made for real gamers, since it requires the same graphic card than Modern Warfare 2, and even. Of course, when you face a so visually great game, you immediatly get addicted. Minecraft is genious!
Joseph : Hey bro why aren't you getting you ass out sometimes instead of playing that gey Minecraft crap?!
Anatole :Fine, just let me dig myself out..
by Arteymis November 04, 2010
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an awesome game released in mid 2010 by european indie developer "Notch."

the main hook of the game is its presentation; imagine if the world was made up of one meter cubed blocks which represented different materials, such as wood, stone, sand or diamonds. now imagine a world like that that is eight times larger than the surface of the earth and has zombies, skeletons, tarantulas, and zombies riding skeletons that emerge at night, plus a bizarre nether world populated by zombie pig people that are docile until you attack, and giant, firespittting jelly fish. imagine all that, then add the ability to dig deep into the earth and harvest materials. then also add the ability to take these resources and build a plethora of objects, such as houses, pickaxes, and furnaces. then add multiplayer, and you have minecraft. in short, it is awesome, and you will sink hours into it, wanting to find rare blocks lik e gold, diamond, or red stone.
Mike: Hey Jim, have you ever played Minecraft?
Jim: Hell yeah, I even found a vein of red stone 12 blocks large once. I was able to create a whole rail car system that spanned my Minecraft world!
Mike: Awesome!
by wpk914 November 30, 2010
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A very Addicting game Made by Notch.

The first time you play it its fun. Next time you play it your addicted and cant get off.
Person 1: Wanna over for the night.
Person 2: Nah Ive got too many chores.
Person 1: Such as?
Person 2: Build a house of bricks. Kill green exploding guys and the list goes on...
Person 1:Are you talking ABOUT minecraft?
Person 2:How did you know?
by Epicdonut12 December 16, 2011
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Minecraft is an awesome game. Buy it or your genitalia will fall off and then you will die.
Social Person: Dude you need help, you cant play Minecraft for 100s of hours being so unsocial.

Minecraft Addict: What, only 100s I surpassed 1000 hours months ago.

Social Person: Okay come with me NOW you need a psychiatrist.

Minecraft Addict: WAIT NO PLEASE I CANT LIVE WITHOUT MINECRAFT IN MY BLOODSTREAM NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by Rio6969 May 12, 2011
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The best game in the fucking world.

in Minecraft, you can play mulitple different modes. Indev (build whatever you want with unlimited resources), multiplayer, and Survival, which we will be talking about today.

Survival mode involves waking up on an island and buiding shelter before nighttime, when the monsters come out. you can collect wood, stone, and dirt to use to build your shelter. when the first night comes and goes, you'll probably want to get working. you can find caves to mine in, build a giant castle, or build things to help you in your journey.

the game is for computer only and is being made by Notch, AKA Markus Perssun. the game costs about 15 dollars (9.95 quid) and is currently in open beta. when the game is finished it will cost 20 dollars.

(note that i'm writing this definition and i don't even have the game).
Minecraft is awesome.
by Chowderz April 27, 2011
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A game that kicks complete ass! But some people are Judgmental retards and judge the game by its graphics.
Hey! Have you heard of minecraft?

That game??? That game sucks!

How???

Its graphics are terrible!

So what? Have you played it?

No.....

My point exactly!
by Spy_Round_Hear May 26, 2011
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What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: How is that castle being help up by a 20 foot tall stick?
Person 2: Minecraft
Person 1: But it's not physically possible!
Person 2: What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: It's the governing law o-
Person 2: MINECRAFT!(Bitch slaps person 1)
by SibunaS August 26, 2012
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