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mincers leg

A condition suffered by camp/gay men who walk very flamboyantly. The sufferer's leg is sore all the time due to the way they walk, and they may need physiotherapy to treat it.

Featured in a joke in Alan Carr: Spexy Beast.
"What's wrong with your leg?"
"Oh, I've got mincers leg."
mincers leg by Gailo May 25, 2014

Minessota Monocle 

After a rather messy dump (poop in a toilet), you shuffle over to your lady friend and place your unclean baloon knot (anus) directly over her LEFT eye, thus leaving a small brown ring around the eye
Stephanie found that she could see much better out of her minessota monocle....

mancession 

Term used by economists to reflect that for the first time in economic history, the male unemployment rate has surpassed the female unemployment rate. In the last year (2008-09) 82 percent of pink slips have been handed to male workers.
Denise: "What's the deal with all of the stay-at-home dads on your block?"

Bev: "It's not by choice, they are all victims of the mancession."

mancession 

A reducing number of men in an area/school/community.
Carol: I need a date to the prom
Jessica: Good luck, we're in such a mancession.
mancession by michaliann October 1, 2009

Mancessity

The quality or state of being inevitable to man's way of life in nature; anything else shall be considered a mancessory.
Ross only brought the mancessity items with him on our annual camping trip; beer, a knife, and his flint stick.
Mancessity by Hash Brown Matt March 30, 2009

Minnessee Accent 

the vocal accent obtained when either

A. A person from Minnesota moves to Tennessee
B. A person from Tennessee moves to Minnesota

both result in an accent with extended "o"'s and a drawl. (saying "dontcha know" and "y'all" is common)
Did you hear that girl's wicked Minnessee Accent?