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Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again.
-Coined by Barny AKA Lorenzo Von Matterhorn from 'How i met your Mother'
Derrick : "Holy crap Tabits mother is a MILTSWANCA"
Dorrine: "no way, you'd definately call back."
by JohnmegaDong November 16, 2009
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Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again

As made famous by the Television show, How I Met Your Mother
Person 1: Mother's, hide your daughters! Daughter's hide you Miltswanca's!
by AutumnAnonymous November 16, 2009
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Barney:Mothers lock up your daughters. Daughters lock up your MILTSWANCAS
Robin: MILTSWANCAS
Ted: Mothers i'd like to sleep with and never call again?
Barney: Correct

~How i met your mother
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Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again
Not a MILF but along the same lines. Basically a one night stand with someone you never want to come into contact with ever again. Works well when depressed or drunk.
by HaTeRgAsM April 03, 2010
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