A shitty excuse for a town north of Vermont's largest city. The town is infested with an unfortunate cluster of naive rednecks, trailer trash and druggies, who are narrow minded and will never go anywhere in life.
This town will never make anything of itself, because it shuns all new business potentials. Instead all the old shitty businesses that no one gives a damn about (Show me the biscuit) constantly change locations about 5 times a month.
If there is one thing Milton is known for, it is how many fucking people have auto body shops. There are at least 30 of them in town, and none of them are any good. They are all sketchy used car dealer ships where words like "quality" are preferably not used.
Want a good time in Milton? Do what all the kids do and hang outside the Mobil station after school. Here you can get cigarettes of the older kids, or a blow job from someone's sister.
"Dude want to go to Milton for some pot and a quick blow job from someone's sister, while I go get a new auto part for my car?"
Freakin awesome, real tight
, someone who displays desireable characteristics...
Man that dude is totally Milton.
A small town just South of Boston, which borders on Quincy, Dorchester, and Mattapan. As a “cut through” town from the city, Milton has little to offer. With some of the highest real estate taxes in the state, Milton decided to forgo the help of building a supermarket in town to lower taxes and instead built a third golf course. But really, who needs a supermarket when you can have Newcombs everyday? Known for its rich snobby attitude and elderly nosey residents, Milton youths have nothing better to do than drink. They will drink anywhere, usually the woods, the Q’s, the Dome, and the Crater. They will use ridiculous words like ytrap, knird, and zoob to throw off the adults as to what they are doing, even though their parents used backwards talk when they went to Milton High. Milton will beat Braintree ever year in football, and there will always be an Eastside and a Westside.
Teen: "Milton is so boring, there is nothing to do! Hey can you get your brother to get us some reebs so we can go to the emod and knird tonight?"
a sweat hearted guy,
a man that respects all women no matter what
very small or no temper at all
oh that Milton is so good to me
someone who does something "negative stereotypically black"; a derogitory term for anyone; a word usable by caucasians to describe someone without getting beat up by blacks
Also: variations are milted, milt, tilton, miltify
"This milton in the basketball game last night was wanting to fight anyone who fouled him"
Quit being a milton and talk to me like a normal person
The fat, glasses-wearing guy from Office Space that loves his red Swingline stapler. Often mumbles, has his desk forcibly moved, and threatens the building.
Milton: "If, if they take my stapler, I'm, I'm just gonna set the building on fire."
Milton: "I, I believe you have my stapler."
Milton is a suburb under boston, and its the least Suburban Suburb i have ever seen in my life. The West Side is almost all black and the East Side is all Irish.
The girls in Milton are fine. They are all slutty and classy but not snobby.
Alot of people think Milton is Rich and snobby but thats only certain areas, and you won't hear of thos kids because they go to private schools cuz they are pussies.
Southie and milton have a great relationship, i dont know why but they do. There's alot of dating and friendship among them.
The Quincy kids don't really like Milton. But everyone hates Quincy anyways so no one really cares. haha
TOP HANGOUTS IN MILTON:
east milton Square
the high school
the Milton Food Mart
drink all day
party all night
Fuck every boy in sight
sluts&Assholes from Milton know what a good time is!
When playing the card game Hearts, the Milton is the player who stops the Power Run. This is always the second player to take points, therefore eliminating any chance of a Power Run for that hand.
Nad was one trick away from taking all 26 points when all of the sudden Jeff Walljewed, and took the final heart.
"Fuck this game," yelled Nad, flipping the table.
"One point Milton!" exclaimed Jeff as he reached for the scorecard.