This town will never make anything of itself, because it shuns all new business potentials. Instead all the old shitty businesses that no one gives a damn about (Show me the biscuit) constantly change locations about 5 times a month.
If there is one thing Milton is known for, it is how many fucking people have auto body shops. There are at least 30 of them in town, and none of them are any good. They are all sketchy used car dealer ships where words like "quality" are preferably not used.
Want a good time in Milton? Do what all the kids do and hang outside the Mobil station after school. Here you can get cigarettes of the older kids, or a blow job from someone's sister.
Milton: "I, I believe you have my stapler."
Also: variations are milted, milt, tilton, miltify
Quit being a milton and talk to me like a normal person
The girls in Milton are fine. They are all slutty and classy but not snobby.
Alot of people think Milton is Rich and snobby but thats only certain areas, and you won't hear of thos kids because they go to private schools cuz they are pussies.
Southie and milton have a great relationship, i dont know why but they do. There's alot of dating and friendship among them.
The Quincy kids don't really like Milton. But everyone hates Quincy anyways so no one really cares. haha
TOP HANGOUTS IN MILTON:
east milton Square
the high school
the Milton Food Mart
party all night
Fuck every boy in sight
sluts&Assholes from Milton know what a good time is!
"Fuck this game," yelled Nad, flipping the table.
"One point Milton!" exclaimed Jeff as he reached for the scorecard.