A shitty excuse for a town north of Vermont's largest city. The town is infested with an unfortunate cluster of naive rednecks, trailer trash and druggies, who are narrow minded and will never go anywhere in life.

This town will never make anything of itself, because it shuns all new business potentials. Instead all the old shitty businesses that no one gives a damn about (Show me the biscuit) constantly change locations about 5 times a month.

If there is one thing Milton is known for, it is how many fucking people have auto body shops. There are at least 30 of them in town, and none of them are any good. They are all sketchy used car dealer ships where words like "quality" are preferably not used.

Want a good time in Milton? Do what all the kids do and hang outside the Mobil station after school. Here you can get cigarettes of the older kids, or a blow job from someone's sister.
"Dude want to go to Milton for some pot and a quick blow job from someone's sister, while I go get a new auto part for my car?"
by Steve802 October 16, 2009
Freakin awesome, real tight, someone who displays desireable characteristics...
Man that dude is totally Milton.
by Reggie G April 26, 2006
A small town just South of Boston, which borders on Quincy, Dorchester, and Mattapan. As a “cut through” town from the city, Milton has little to offer. With some of the highest real estate taxes in the state, Milton decided to forgo the help of building a supermarket in town to lower taxes and instead built a third golf course. But really, who needs a supermarket when you can have Newcombs everyday? Known for its rich snobby attitude and elderly nosey residents, Milton youths have nothing better to do than drink. They will drink anywhere, usually the woods, the Q’s, the Dome, and the Crater. They will use ridiculous words like ytrap, knird, and zoob to throw off the adults as to what they are doing, even though their parents used backwards talk when they went to Milton High. Milton will beat Braintree ever year in football, and there will always be an Eastside and a Westside.
Teen: "Milton is so boring, there is nothing to do! Hey can you get your brother to get us some reebs so we can go to the emod and knird tonight?"
by Ytrap September 25, 2006
a sweat hearted guy,
a man that respects all women no matter what

very small or no temper at all
oh that Milton is so good to me
by Blake Rivers May 24, 2011
The fat, glasses-wearing guy from Office Space that loves his red Swingline stapler. Often mumbles, has his desk forcibly moved, and threatens the building.
Milton: "If, if they take my stapler, I'm, I'm just gonna set the building on fire."

Milton: "I, I believe you have my stapler."
by Mbleh October 12, 2007
someone who does something "negative stereotypically black"; a derogitory term for anyone; a word usable by caucasians to describe someone without getting beat up by blacks
Also: variations are milted, milt, tilton, miltify
"This milton in the basketball game last night was wanting to fight anyone who fouled him"

Quit being a milton and talk to me like a normal person
by tilton June 02, 2007
When playing the card game Hearts, the Milton is the player who stops the Power Run. This is always the second player to take points, therefore eliminating any chance of a Power Run for that hand.
Nad was one trick away from taking all 26 points when all of the sudden Jeff Walljewed, and took the final heart.

"Fuck this game," yelled Nad, flipping the table.

"One point Milton!" exclaimed Jeff as he reached for the scorecard.
by Nad Retard August 23, 2009
The most adorable, kind hearted guy you will ever meet. Dont take him for granted hes quiet sometimes but gets wild, great kisser and bubbly personality. He goes hard , punches hard as shit. He falls in love easily, loves Ferraro Roche. Sexy ass mother f****r ! He is simply amazing.
Me: Is that milton?
Person : yeah ! omg he looks so cute today
by sweetlypink May 09, 2012

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