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A raw, painful, burning, butthole as a result of diarrhea and excessive wiping. Possibly torn and bleeding.
I had instant Milton Hole after eating Taco Bell last night.

I night of heavy drinking is sure to give you a case of the Milton Hole.
by Miltonious January 11, 2010
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