|1.||Milly Christie Disease|
Milly Christie Disease is a disease which links retarded people to jobbys. Therefore, only weirdos with poo-heads are diognosed with Milly Christie Disease. These people are normally utterly shit at maths and tend to COPY OTHER PEOPLES WORK!!!!! So basically if you know a blonde retarded jobby head, then they are probably suffering from Milly Christie Disease. This disease is SWEEPING the nation and several charities have been set up for it. :D
Sarah M: OMG, look at Milly whacking her head off the wall whilst trying to do some maths!
Erin: Yeah shes got Milly Christie Disease... whatta shame