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A man pulls his slimy bratwurst out of a woman's facial cock holster. Then proceeds to blow a huge load of love juice in and around the woman's eyes. The face your female companion makes with semen running out of her eyes makes it look like she is crying. Thus giving her milky tears.
Brutus gave Jan some Milky Tears in an outhouse at a Nascar Race!
by RonMexico8585 September 26, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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