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1. Bart Simpson's friend in the popular TV program The Simpsons.

2. Nixon's middle name (without the "e").
1. Milhouse van Houten.
2. Richard Milhous Nixon.
by allie + lilian July 28, 2005
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Not a meme. -4chan
"Milhouse is NOT a meme!"

"Milhouse is NOT a meme is NOT A MEME!"
by Noa January 26, 2005
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Bart's nerdy myopic best friend on "The Simpsons".
Milhouse says: I hate wearing these flood pants!
(Upon opening his bedroom door, water gushes in.)
Milhouse: "Hey my shoes are wet, but my flood pants are totally dry. Alright! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"
by Agent Chainsawlady September 25, 2004
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Or "Milly".

Descriptive term for a deluded predatory internet fraudster with pederastic tendencies.

A "fat sweaty mess" often seen wandering around Stansted Airport utterly convinced he has lured an imaginary Italian nubile to his native country. Will often be dressed in a rancid bumble bee outfit and sporting a man bag full of soiled kleenex and anal beads.
Portuguese Police have asked the public to contact them immediately if anyone fitting Milhouse's description was seen in the area at the time.

"This chatroom is monitored by responsible adults. Anyone behaving like Milhouse will be reported immediately to the appropriate authorities"

by Julia Wright-Trapezi February 11, 2009
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1. Bart's sidekick.
2. Fallout Boy.
3. Thrillho.
4. Lisa's spanish teacher.
5. Samantha's ex boyfriend.
6. The musical spoon boy.
7. God in glasses.
by All yor base r belong to us January 15, 2006
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A Character off the popular TV Show the simpsons rumoured to be based on Paul Pfeiffer from the Wonder Years Bart Simpsons best friend and is a target by neslon, jimbo and kearney
milhouse van houten
by Brother Number One December 05, 2003
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-Term meaning dork,uncool and really nerdy.
-Bart's best friend on "The Simpsons"
Guy 1:Look at that milhouse!
Guy 2:Yeah,he's so totally a milhouse,dude!

(Homer to Milhouse while playing a board game)Ha ha ha! It looks like you,poindexter!
by TotallyMilhouse October 10, 2003
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