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36.
Mother I'd Like to Fuck
jessica alba is a milf
by Just Shut Up March 08, 2009
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37.
stands for "moms i'd like to fuck"
The PGA championship is an awesome place to pick up some girls, especially milfs.
by emiline August 25, 2003
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Mother
I'd
Like
To
Fuck

The mother can be any age, as long as they've given birth and popped that thing out of their vagina and still remain hot as hell and a devil in bed, why the hell not?
1. My friend's mom is a milf, did you see that halter top she was wearing? I don't care if she's 40.

2. Tsuji Nozomi from Morning Musume suddenly transformed into a milf.
by gaylittleboys June 04, 2009
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39.
A Mother I would or any one would wanna fuck!
Zach H.'s mom is so fine....her names the definition of milf, right dave.
by Belial666999 December 25, 2005
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40.
mother i'd like to f*ck
he has a milf for a mom; her mom is a milf
by mandy lee May 05, 2008
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41.
Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Moms that give you a boner
Person #1: Dude, Britney Spears is such a milf. I'd like to tap that ass all day.
Person #2: Britney Spears isn't that hot...
by {W@R} March 12, 2006
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Acronym for Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Although the following is debatable, a MILF refers to women in their late 30's through mid/late 50's. She doesn't necessarily have to be a mother. For example, a hot 16 year old mother doesn't qualify to be a MILF; whereas, a 45 year old hot babe who is not a mother would. Same would apply to GILF.
"Awww yeaz! check out that MILF!!"
"Yah, she's aight but I don't see no stretch marks tho."
"C-Section nigga..."
"Aight bitch, imma gonna ask dat ho if she's got children. Then you gonna pay me $5 cuz you'z ass is wrong."

"Awwww yea check out those saggin tittaas, definitely Grade-A GILF material right there."
"Shiiit, thats the old spinster who lives up on Cherry Rd... she never married or had children foo, you'z be trippin. Ain't no GILF in that, whats the fun if she ain't got no kids foo?"
by tdan December 10, 2004
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