Top Definition
The swaddled, booty-pajama-wearing, pacifier-sucking proof that the smoking hot woman in line at the grocery store is, in fact, a milf.

No matter how attractive a woman is to begin with, her hotness is magnified by these fashion accessories.

The milf babies themselves are not sexual objects. They merely heighten the desire we feel for their mother.
Do you see that grocery cart full of milf babies?

Look at her feeding that milf baby.
by shav3dh3d December 29, 2011

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