Girl 2- I totes am now let's lick random shit and go grind random people!
Girl 1- omg can't wait for the Miley Cyrus concert!
Girl 2- Neither can I!
And so on...
Future:I GOT THAT GOOD KUSH AND ALCOHOL!
Miley: (mouth full) KUSH?! ALCOHOL?! GIMME ME SOME!
Lil Wayne: No you stay here and blow me!
Miley: Well it is delicious!
Miley Cyrus is a Bitch
Upstanding Citizen: Dude, have you seen her since 2010?
she is horrible at twerking and her tongue is ugly, her ass looks like a turkeys and she needs a tooth brush.
2.) a bat-shit, crazy young adult that likes to twerk and swing naked on a wrecking ball
2.) Oh God, why did this happen? What happened to the good Miley? Miley Cyrus needs to get some clothes on.
Sane Being: "Oh, FUCK no!" *shoots girl*
Gossip Magazine: "Miley Cyrus was found stepping out of a car spreading her legs, allowing us to see her thong and the contents behind it."
Me: Shut up bitch, if you teach your kids good morals, they'll grow up just fine.