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1The Chosen One. As in the one chosen to tarnish the entire country with her success.
2The Bomb. By the bomb, I mean her music is shipped to enemy forces overseas, then terrorists listen to it and kill themselves.
3Hannah Montana. Clearly the most awful program in entertainment. It's even banned from countries with people who have sensitive hearing. So fake that is makes the Final Fantasy series look nonfictional.
4 A no talent attention whore who doesn't have friends and only acts for money and attention. Also if you're over 15 and enjoy her music or shows-- wow! That's like 5 million of you! Hohohoh...
God: *holding baby Miley* Billy Ray. I bestow upon you little baby Miley Cyrus. I present to you a queen and future ruler of entertainment. The chosen one! *drops baby Miley on her head* ...Oopsie...
by Smart American Male January 18, 2009
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Daughter of B-list celeb 'Billy Ray Cyrus', who first emerged in the media when her show 'Hannah Montana' debuted.

She has since become more famous than her father for having half the talent. A celebrity who can sing so-so, and is advertised beyond belief due to the obsessive promotional nature of Disney Channel.

In many eyes a skanky slut who, while under the knowledge of poperazzi just waiting to exploit her further, purposely takes pictures of herself deemed 'risque and racy', that in the beginning were acceptable but now have taken this glamour star to new slutty heights. Thanks for keeping the 13-year old boners alive, can't wait to see the next irresponsible scandelous photo you decide to publish on the internet - but don't do it too often, people might just GET TIRED OF IT.

Not to mention the clearly evident fact that she is currently too high on this fame she thinks is just a 'ride' to ever act civilized, let alone be responsible for herself. Please, your like a little 10 year old wanting to be famous - only now you are and you've never come down from this cloud your on.

Oh yeah - you're boyfriends fugly!!!!!
A: You seen the new 'risque' pics of Miley Cyrus yet?
B: Just in time, my boner was starting to wear off!!
by DijonDijon May 18, 2008
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A disney robot used to brainwash all kids to make the disney company rich.
Disney: MWUAHAHHAHA! Ladies and gentlemen meet our new invention Miley Cyrus!
Miley: NOBODY'S PERFECT! I GOTTA WORK WORK IT!...
Kid: Mommy can I have Miley's new CD?
Mom: AGHHHHHH!! DAMN U MILEY CYRUS!!!
by Ireesh August 31, 2008
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Disposable seriously she has no talent why is she here
Miley cyrus sucks we don't need her
by hello you123 August 28, 2008
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1. That bitch with the bad voice
2. The newest Disney puppet
3. The only musician to create a career around an alter-ego
4. That random bitch your/my little sister has like 152 barbies of, a bad video game, and the only CD's she owns.
1. -ARGHHH what the fuck is that noise?
- No need to call the humane society, its just Miley Cyrus
2. -Thanks for the check Walt!
-Ok, but your show went down .5%, we're replacing you with a crappy boyband of gay brothers. (see Jonas Brothers)
3. why is she now blond? with a bad accent? is this the same show?
4. -And this is my Hannah goes to miami, and this is Miley in west palm, does this scarf go with this skirt?
by Kornholio123456789 January 19, 2009
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A slutty no talented whore!! The next Lindsay Lohan Or worse yet Brittany Spears Worst thing to happen to the planet EVER!!!!! She's boobless bootyless and has the absolute WORST singing voice ever!!!! She claims to be a rocker but only sings poppy bublegum crap!! If you like her your a fucking lifeless homo! =
Little Girl:Mommy, Mommy! Miley is like so cool!! I wanna be just like her! Yay Miley Cyrus!!!!

Mom:Nooo!!!! Someone kill me!! Hun be a stripper the world doesn't need another Miley!!!
by MandaKaye=] September 02, 2008
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That Miley Cyrus is so full of herself and her pictures are everywhere you look. She's also probably a whorebag.
by Dale Allen August 18, 2008
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