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22.
Satan spawn that thrives on the cesspool that is Disney channel
miley cyrus destroys the minds of girls 4-13
by Hello You April 23, 2008
 
23.
Someone born from the Disney channel, Miley Cyrus sounds like a man with extremely drastic tone variation. Example, "i probably shouldn't SAYYY THIISSS, but at times i get so scared, when i think about the PREEEVIOUSSS"

Apart from that, she is an extremely dangerous weapon to all on this earth. Usually targeting 11, 12, 13 and sometimes 14 year old girls, she causes their hormone-filled bodies to worship and drool on her feet. When one messes with her fans, they should run away screaming.
Normal person #1: Wow, Miley Cyrus' singing is really bad!
Normal person #2: Shhh...keep your voice down!
Normal person #1: What are you talking about? The only person who can hear us is that cute little 11 year old.
11 year old fan: I'm sorry, but did i hear you say her singing is bad?
Normal girl #1: Yes, little girl.
*Normal person #2 runs away*
11 year old fan: YOU MOTHER F*CKER, F*CK YOU WHORE, YOU FAT PIECE OF SH*T
by Untouched December 29, 2008
 
24.
A schizophrenic teenage whore. who is a horrible singer in every way possible and enjoys taking pictures of herself in the shower and in her underwear.
Miley Cyrus is a big hoe
by xTwinkle Toes42x August 14, 2008
 
25.
God's gift to the Devil.
Or
The Devil's gift to God.
God : Oh thank you for the gift Devil !
Devil : My pleasure..
God : -Opens-
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS !
God : -deteriorates-
Devil : >:D
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS !!
Devil : Uh - oh ..-dies-
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : Well, off to destroy the Earth !
by DisneyHATERZ(: April 08, 2009
 
26.
1. That bitch with the bad voice
2. The newest Disney puppet
3. The only musician to create a career around an alter-ego
4. That random bitch your/my little sister has like 152 barbies of, a bad video game, and the only CD's she owns.
1. -ARGHHH what the fuck is that noise?
- No need to call the humane society, its just Miley Cyrus
2. -Thanks for the check Walt!
-Ok, but your show went down .5%, we're replacing you with a crappy boyband of gay brothers. (see Jonas Brothers)
3. why is she now blond? with a bad accent? is this the same show?
4. -And this is my Hannah goes to miami, and this is Miley in west palm, does this scarf go with this skirt?
by Kornholio123456789 January 19, 2009
 
27.
Daughter of B-list celeb 'Billy Ray Cyrus', who first emerged in the media when her show 'Hannah Montana' debuted.

She has since become more famous than her father for having half the talent. A celebrity who can sing so-so, and is advertised beyond belief due to the obsessive promotional nature of Disney Channel.

In many eyes a skanky slut who, while under the knowledge of poperazzi just waiting to exploit her further, purposely takes pictures of herself deemed 'risque and racy', that in the beginning were acceptable but now have taken this glamour star to new slutty heights. Thanks for keeping the 13-year old boners alive, can't wait to see the next irresponsible scandelous photo you decide to publish on the internet - but don't do it too often, people might just GET TIRED OF IT.

Not to mention the clearly evident fact that she is currently too high on this fame she thinks is just a 'ride' to ever act civilized, let alone be responsible for herself. Please, your like a little 10 year old wanting to be famous - only now you are and you've never come down from this cloud your on.

Oh yeah - you're boyfriends fugly!!!!!
A: You seen the new 'risque' pics of Miley Cyrus yet?
B: Just in time, my boner was starting to wear off!!
by DijonDijon May 18, 2008
 
28.
One of the most useless, untalented and annoying people to exist right now.
Her show, Hannah Montana, is FUCKING DUMB.
Watched it once 'cause I figured it wouldn't be so bad, but oh God it is. It REALLY is.
The bitch can't act, the bitch can't sing, the bitch does NOTHING productive and yet she's famous and rich? OH MY GOD IT'S PARIS HILTON!
She also has a stupid YouTube show called "The Miley and Mandy Show" or some shit. I ADVISE YOU NOT TO WATCH IT. I watched it, and then spent then next few hours trying to figure out why this girl is so famous on account of she acts like an obnoxious tool.
She has a weird mouth, thus she looks like a donkey most of the time.
She's been photographed looking like a jezebel on account of she's in her underwear and lifting up her shirt and nasty shit like that. Role model? Seriously? Type her name on Google Images and see what you get.
She's also been photographed flipping the Devil's Horns which is NOT ALOUD.

Point is, she's a tool. A huuuuge tool.
Miley Cyrus: OUT OF THE FIIIIRE AND INTO THE FIRE AGAAAAIIINN!
Person With Brain: STAY IN THE FIRE MILEY STAY IN THE FIRE!
by ABreathOfSunshine October 20, 2008