complete slut
got naked for a lads mag

unfortunatley she looks like a five year old boy
so that didnt work for her
also shes 16 so no self respecting male would look at that
she shouldnt be famous

shes in hannah montana
also she cant sing
or act
and has a really bad fake accent
did you see miley cyrus in vanity fair?
no im not a peadophile
by little_miss_naughty October 03, 2009
A Disney white trash hick with a voice that can damage your hearing. You may have seen her show "Hannah Montanna" known for her pathetic "acting." You may know her also for being a "Childrens role model" even though about 7 photos of her are leaked each day of her being a slut, for example: Pulling down her training bra, pole dancing, giving out blow jobs, making out with her 23 year old ex who moved in with her even though she is 16. ect.

If you're wondering how such a talentless loser got this far in life, you can thank her daddy for that. Her fame was spoon fed to her by her one hit wonder father Billy ray Cyrus. Many pro Miley fan girls will tell the Miley haters, "Leave her alonnnneeee! youre jus JEALOUS!" (Because who would'nt be Jealous of an ugly trailer trash girl with effed up teeth who lowers her self to a part time prostitute.) Fan girls will also say, "Those picturres arnt sluttyyyyy!!!!111! Shes just being a teen!!!!!11!!! (Because don't all teens put pictures on the net of them giving blowjobs, and showing off their 32-A boobs.)
"omg did you see that slut? She is SUCH a Miley Cyrus!"
by Zipitty September 06, 2009
Some thrashy hick wannabe singer who woundnt know a tune if it punched her in those misquito bite tities. Also, she only popular for ONE song. (Best of both worlds)
Dude 1: Dude i love miley cyrus!

Dude 2: you mean the hillbilly one hit wonder?

Dude 1: yeah shes great.
Dude 2: .....

Dude 2 pulls out magnum 500 and empties it into dude 1
by klan killer August 16, 2009

A braying donkey that resembles a rabid chipmunk.
Except less cute then you would expect, and horrendously self righteous.

Guy 1"Oh god, shes back"
*the Miley Cyrus brays*
Guy 1"Naw man, I wish I could, she just loves to hear herself"
Guy 2"...well she's the only one"
Guy 1"Hey. Hey man, Nobody's Perfect"
Guy 2".....ha.....clever"

See clip below for a good example
by Farnip April 14, 2009
An overhated teen-pop sensation with a good heart despite a few flops
Person 1: Dang that girl Miley Cyrus has endured so much
Person 2: THAT'S a true role model
by Cowboysfan1992 January 14, 2011
1. A mind-raping future prostitute with NO talent, NO drug problem *coughs*, and NO real fans. Her singing consists of yelling, brainwashing young girls (and boys?), and lyrics about herself whoring with guys. Do you REALLY like to listen to her music? Then she must have mind-raped you in the ass.

2. A "singing," slutty drag queen (A.K.A. Hannah Montana) who banged the AIDS monkey and spread it to everyone.
Guy: Hey Miley, you wanna bang my orangutan?
Miley: Yeah! Then I'll sing about it so Disney can rape those kids!!
*goes to room*
Guy: Holy Sh-it! You're a man!
Miley: I'm not Miley Cyrus or a man, I'm Bono
*runs away from her boner*
by What-A-Twist September 09, 2009
The combination of severe schizofrenzia and a large piece of shit painted a sickly, whitish-greenish color. If encountered, it will cause painful anal pangs which occur every other hour for 3 weeks; prolonged exposure can cause fainting, stroke, heart attack, AIDS, or even death. Audio recordings of the Miley Cyrus have been captured, and are readily available on the Internet. Extreme caution is advised while listening to audio tapes, as they may cause eardrums to explode. However, under careful examination, several scientists discovered that the Miley Cyrus appears to be calling in more if its' kind, to complete the annhilation of the human race.

Not to be confused with the ugly pop singer.
John: Hey Joe, whatever happened to that new guy, Marty?
Joe: He was hiking up in the woods when he went missing. They say he encountered a Miley Cyrus. Damn thing ripped him limb from limb. Poor guy never stood a chance.

Kate: I love Miley Cyrus!
Jim: Fuck you!
by italianguitarist69 April 16, 2009

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