1) The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.
1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Miley Cyrus on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Miley Cyrus when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
"Whoa, hold on there, mate, don't yank up yer Draks just yet. I haven't had me Brekkie yet, and it looks like the Dingo's been circling your Freckle.
by Wisk January 30, 2008
1. Untalented whore, Posts nude photos for girls and says shes selling them for "charity"

2. Crack head with 12 kids she dosent know about, has had breast implementation 5 times.

Most rejected person in the world and needs to find a boy friend. Ps. did i mentions shes gay?
Miley cyrus walks into the store and a girl says" OMG IT MILEY" "LETS KILL HER"
by Noah D whitehouse February 06, 2009
Miley Cyrus. How do i start? Well Here is a list.
1. A girl with fame from her daddy.
2. A Girl who attracts 9-12 year old girls.
3. Has a singing career.
4. Makes $12,000,000(12 million) a year from concert sales of "Hannah Montana" her alter ego.
5. Has Naked pictures
6. Will end up like most Disney Channel stars.
7. Whore
Hey! i named the seven things i hate about miley!!! :)

Hey! I'm not hating on Miley! But i think deep down this is what everyone thinks!
her producers write her songs and she is Vain!
Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan,Britney Spears Miley cyrus
by Ilovepie64 March 16, 2009
A ridiculous individual who looks like an ugly boy trying to look like a girl. This individual can never keep its tongue inside its mouth when a camera is present. This is also somebody who looks like a buffoon while attempting to dance.
Oh my God! Did you see that Miley Cyrus? That was the worst dance ever!
by marcusm88 October 30, 2013
See 'Slut'
1. Don't be a Miley Cyrus, put your tongue back into your mouth.
2. What a Miley Cyrus that call girl was!
by Dr James Feron PhD October 12, 2013
If you are a Miley Cyrus, you enjoy sitting on wrecking balls naked while being filmed. Other things that Miley Cyruses enjoy are licking hammers, getting stupid haircuts and just being generally annoying.
Dude, I just saw your girlfriend licking a hammer, poor you, she must me a Miley Cyrus.
by Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. October 23, 2013
A ratchet white bitch who thinks she's hot shit. She's a whore who thinks saying, "only God can judge us" justifies twerking and swinging on balls. She's talentless shit, basically. She's like the female-version of Lil Wayne when she opens her bitch mouth and starts yelping with that raspy ass voice. She has a flat ass and a flat chest. Seriously, like, I know SEVENTH graders with bigger boobs than her. She's delusional, bi-polar, etc. Can someone please take her out?
Ratchet white bitch (aka Miley Cyrus): "Only God can judge us..."
Me: "And bitch, do you know what God would say to you? Probably something like what the rest of us are saying."
by BestBelieveI'mBumpin2pac December 18, 2013
A random white girl who is garbage, she can't sing and apparently does Molly in the bathroom.
Girl 1- Are you going to see Molly I'm mean Miley's concert tomorrow?

Girl 2- I totes am now let's lick random shit and go grind random people!

Girl 1- omg can't wait for the Miley Cyrus concert!

Girl 2- Neither can I!

And so on...
by Craycraypersontho November 02, 2013

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