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1) The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.
1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Miley Cyrus on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Miley Cyrus when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
"Whoa, hold on there, mate, don't yank up yer Draks just yet. I haven't had me Brekkie yet, and it looks like the Dingo's been circling your Freckle.
by Wisk January 30, 2008
A monstocity from Japan back in WW2. She was being tested as a secret spy by acting like an annoying singing texan girl in the United States do discover the secret military action in order to gain the USA's intellegence. Sadly, the US dropped the Atomic bomb in Hiroshima during the experiment. With everyone dead, nothing could stop the horrific machine from breaking loose over Japan. With the power of Immortality, she destroyed Nagasaki (The US took the credit since we were the cool guys in ww2) with her horrible singing. the death toll was in the millions. With 2 of the most important Japanese cities destryed, she transformed into a submarine and landed in the US in 1962. 20 or so years later, she killed a baby inside a womb and called the womb her home. She was "Born" and became to be what is now knows as Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna
You hear the legend about Miley Cyrus?
Yeah, but the goverment said it isnt true.
God damnit im going to figure out the story beihnd Miley if its the last thing i do!
A gorgeous hottie. Her singing may suck , but that is not relevant to her appearance.
boy- miley cyrus is hot!
by Man of Logic October 18, 2010
Im gonna FUCK Miley Cyrus
by Phillip A. Jarapoo November 03, 2009
A FORMER disney star that can actually be real and doesn't pretend she's perfect. Some people hate this girl for no reason other than the fact that she's a billionaire, gets hot guys, and is better looking than them. She is also hated on for physical attributes that have no relevance whatsoever.

She's an example of the fact that people are jealous, and obsessed with celebrities.
Hater: "Dude, Miley Cyrus is such a slut! Selena Gomez is so much better!"

Person with brains: "Yeah? At least she lives her life to the fullest and isn't afraid to make mistakes. Unlike Gomez."
by A smart adult December 24, 2010
Great Person, Just mis-understood. Trying to get out of her disney picture.Wants to go grow up a little to fast because just like any other girl she wants to do want people say she can't. Shes way better than taylor momsen
miley cyrus, way better than taylor momsen
by YouDon'tUnderstand September 23, 2010
A beautiful, 17-year old TALENTED girl who has won 10+ awards and gets hated on by people who don't enjoy anything besides their own kind of music. :)
*song playing* Everybody needs inspiration, Everybody needs a song. A beautiful melody when the nights so long...

Person 1: Who's singing this song? I like it. It's soft and catchy... Legit.

Person 2: Miley Cyrus, duh. YouTube it.
by hola. September 23, 2010
A teen super star who yes, is one of the most watched stars in a long time, but has not talent. she has gotten her name out there by being hannah montana and selling merchandise. her voice is even lower than usher's and justin bieber's combined. and she also got her name out there by making her own line of clothes WHICH she stole the style from the stores she shops at. and also being a 17 year old trying to have the life of a slutty 25 year old. and people wonder why she had a 40 year old stalker. i'm not hating on her just because she has had a bumpy road. its because of why that road is bumpy. she took the wrong path. yes she can have fun like a normal teenager almost adult would, but she doesnt have to go and spread it on the internet. and it just keeps getting bumpy....and shes also turned her good natural instrument songs into computer voice animated music. nobody deserves to hear her sing about how shes a slut and she gets a new guy in bed every week. any mom who lets there girl look up to her, see a pole in their careers!!
6 year old: o i love Miley !!!!!! oooo mommy!! i wanna play on a pole too!!

Mom: O.O no more Miley Cyrus for you!
by sqmh1017 August 10, 2010