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Another Disney-Money-Maker. A wanna-be Vanessa Hugens , Hilary Duff , and Briteny Spears who is extremely vain. She "sings" songs about her fame, also known as Hannah Montanna . She doesn't even sing, it's pretty much talking, no wonder why she is so talentless . She got it from her ugly dad. Is also a bad actor with a fake accent. She is selfish, rude, vain, and talentless. She thinks she is the best singer in the world. No one (with common sense) knows why she even got famous. Wait, it's because of her washed-out ugly dad!
1. Miley: YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS BECAUSE I ROCK!!!
Miley: Aren't me iz an FANTABULOUS singer?
Person with a brain: No.
Miley: WAAAA! BUT I'M MILEY CYRUS!
Person with a brain: Yeah, that's why my ears and eyes bleed!
Miley: Well, NOBODY'S PERFECT! I gotta work it! Again and -but wait.... I'm Miley Cyrus so I'm perfect!
8 year old that brainwashed because Miley is such a ugly bad singer: YEAH! HANNY MONTANNY U ARE LIKE SO AWESOME!
Miley: Noooo, I'm Miley~ Because I like PUNK. (and yet she is wearing pink lol)
Miley: Good night everybody! Thank you for being spoiled little brats for begging your parents into wasting their life-time paycheck!
Fans (in a robot voice): Anything for you, Hanny Montanny!
Miley: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M PUNK! Now I gtg for a manicure with ponies! (lol)
Miley: Oh yeah, I forgot, I need to pose for Vanity Fair again!

2. Fan: Do you like Hanny Monntanny?
Person: No, and all of the fans are such posers! If you were a true fan you would know it's Miley Cyrus, and she doesn't even sing, she talks!
Fan: Your stooped.
Person: It's YOU'RE STUPID and that's not even an insult!
Fan: What?
Person: U=STUPIDER
Fan: WAAA!
by Youare Astalker August 28, 2008
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1. Untalented whore, Posts nude photos for girls and says shes selling them for "charity"

2. Crack head with 12 kids she dosent know about, has had breast implementation 5 times.

Most rejected person in the world and needs to find a boy friend. Ps. did i mentions shes gay?
Miley cyrus walks into the store and a girl says" OMG IT MILEY" "LETS KILL HER"
by Noah D whitehouse February 06, 2009
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Miley Cyrus. How do i start? Well Here is a list.
1. A girl with fame from her daddy.
2. A Girl who attracts 9-12 year old girls.
3. Has a singing career.
4. Makes $12,000,000(12 million) a year from concert sales of "Hannah Montana" her alter ego.
5. Has Naked pictures
6. Will end up like most Disney Channel stars.
7. Whore
Hey! i named the seven things i hate about miley!!! :)

Hey! I'm not hating on Miley! But i think deep down this is what everyone thinks!
her producers write her songs and she is Vain!
by Ilovepie64 March 16, 2009
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1.) a young, sweet child star from the show Hannah Montana
2.) a bat-shit, crazy young adult that likes to twerk and swing naked on a wrecking ball
1.) Miley Cyrus is going to announce that she is really Hannah Montana!
2.) Oh God, why did this happen? What happened to the good Miley? Miley Cyrus needs to get some clothes on.
by TheWTF Lady February 03, 2014
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A teenage popstar/actress. Best known for her television show "Hannah Montana" on the Disney Channel. She had one of the most successful tours on 2007. Both of her solo albums went to number one. She has faced much controversy over "leaked" internet photos and a scandalous "Vanity Fair" photoshoot.
Miley Cyrus was performing at the awards show last night.
by lmao123 September 21, 2008
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That one Disney star - you know, the one with her own show named after a overused girl name and the underused state name? Yeah, well it seems she's moved on from being the role model of countless six year-old girls to being the role model of countless teens and pre-teens who really want to loose their virginity and develop some kind of exotic infection... You know, the usual celebrity stuff.
"Did you hear about Miley Cyrus's new album?"

"Yeah, I heard she rode a cast iron ball like there was no tomorrow!"
by BunTiggly May 28, 2014
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A schizophrenic brat who believes she has an alter ego named "Hannah Montana". Daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus and the third worst mistake in the history of Earth - next to Tom Cruise flicks and McDonald's - Miley Cyrus is a Disney icon who makes all her money off of CDs and movies purchased by prepubescent girls and pedophiles. Contrary to her innocent appearance and lyrics, Miley Cyrus is actually a little whore who poses nude for Vanity Fair and takes cell phone pictures of her in wet t-shirts. She controls the minds of young girls and will someday turn them against us, leading to the apocalypse we fear.
Little Girl: "OMG, I LOVE Miley and Hannah Montana! They rock!"
Sane Being: "Oh, FUCK no!" *shoots girl*

and

Gossip Magazine: "Miley Cyrus was found stepping out of a car spreading her legs, allowing us to see her thong and the contents behind it."
by Pink Arsenic August 16, 2009
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