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A clingy whore when in comes to being an ex-girlfriend of The Jonas Brother's Nick Jonas. She always seems to be singing too loudly for everyone's taste. All her songs are about herself or her fabulous life as Hannah Montana. If all of your friends creepily like her music and her show on Disney Channel, you, as a friend, should be deeply disturbed. You should also feel concerned for your friend's welfare because too much of Miley Cyrus, might turn them into Miley clones and they might start walking around like skinny little sluts with a ratty wig and bad accents. Please take caution when you listen to her music and/or watch her show.
Did you see that Miley Cyrus yesterday? Why was she all over Nick Jonas when he obviously wasn't looking remotely interested in the nasty little thing leaning all over him! She needs to get all that oil off of her chest first before she can even THINK of saying hello to him.
by Olivia Jonas January 17, 2008
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A random white girl who is garbage, she can't sing and apparently does Molly in the bathroom.
Girl 1- Are you going to see Molly I'm mean Miley's concert tomorrow?

Girl 2- I totes am now let's lick random shit and go grind random people!

Girl 1- omg can't wait for the Miley Cyrus concert!

Girl 2- Neither can I!

And so on...
by Craycraypersontho November 02, 2013
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An overrated whore who shows off her flat ass but and thinks she is the shit! Does dope and molly she is a very bad person avoid any concert you ever have a chance to go to because she is one ugly motherfucker who shakes her flat ass 24/7 her songs are okay but her clingy whorish attitude is Extremely noticeable! LIKES BLACK MEN! (No offense) but she went from Country to Shit in a couple of days. FUCKING SLUT BAG!!!
Miley: I LIKE TO SUCK COCK ON STAGE

Future:I GOT THAT GOOD KUSH AND ALCOHOL!

Miley: (mouth full) KUSH?! ALCOHOL?! GIMME ME SOME!

Lil Wayne: No you stay here and blow me!

Miley: Well it is delicious!

Miley Cyrus is a Bitch
by B2001 April 14, 2014
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A once somewhat cute girl and the singer of some... ahem... pop music under the name "Hannah Montana," who made Hannah Montana the Movie, before contracting a rare disease that caused her hair to fall out, have an unnatural desire to make out with everything, and mistake heavy demolition equipment as viable things to ride.
Idiot: Holy crap I love Miley Cyrus so much!!!!!!!!1

Upstanding Citizen: Dude, have you seen her since 2010?
by TheDefiniteForce December 23, 2013
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Miley cyrus is a basic white girl trying to be black. Miley was once on the unhit tv show "Hannah Montana"

she is horrible at twerking and her tongue is ugly, her ass looks like a turkeys and she needs a tooth brush.
"Wow, No wonder Miley Cyrus turned out this way, She was from disney"
by Iusedtobecool February 22, 2014
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1.) a young, sweet child star from the show Hannah Montana
2.) a bat-shit, crazy young adult that likes to twerk and swing naked on a wrecking ball
1.) Miley Cyrus is going to announce that she is really Hannah Montana!
2.) Oh God, why did this happen? What happened to the good Miley? Miley Cyrus needs to get some clothes on.
by TheWTF Lady February 03, 2014
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A schizophrenic brat who believes she has an alter ego named "Hannah Montana". Daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus and the third worst mistake in the history of Earth - next to Tom Cruise flicks and McDonald's - Miley Cyrus is a Disney icon who makes all her money off of CDs and movies purchased by prepubescent girls and pedophiles. Contrary to her innocent appearance and lyrics, Miley Cyrus is actually a little whore who poses nude for Vanity Fair and takes cell phone pictures of her in wet t-shirts. She controls the minds of young girls and will someday turn them against us, leading to the apocalypse we fear.
Little Girl: "OMG, I LOVE Miley and Hannah Montana! They rock!"
Sane Being: "Oh, FUCK no!" *shoots girl*

and

Gossip Magazine: "Miley Cyrus was found stepping out of a car spreading her legs, allowing us to see her thong and the contents behind it."
by Pink Arsenic August 16, 2009
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A girl that was made famous at age 12 on the hit show, Hannah Montana, aired on Disney Channel. She was a huge hit among pre-teens & teens. Many say that she grew up too fast when she started wearing more revealing clothes. Truth is, everyone was just used to her wearing sparkly, pink tops and the Hannah wig that they weren't prepared for that. She's not the only TEEN in the world that would wear that. Calling her a whore is completely unneccesary, due to the fact that she hasn't even had THAT many boyfriends. A whore is someone who sleeps around and has many sexual partners. Does that sound like Miley? No. She's human just like everyone else, and people just over analzye her because she's in the spotlight. And she smoked out of a bong with a LEGAL substance, OH MY GOD!! She is such a bad influence! NO! If your kids have good morals, they will know that they shouldn't be doing that. Most teens smoke weed all the time, and that's illegal. So come on people, leave her alone.
Over protective parent: Oh my gosh, did you see what Miley Cyrus was wearing the other day? Jeez, she needs to realize she influences kids, just like mine!

Me: Shut up bitch, if you teach your kids good morals, they'll grow up just fine.
by Mileyisn'tawhore December 26, 2011
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