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A funny actress with the most hilarious facial expressions, starring in the biggest Disney Channel TV series "Hannah Montana".

She's also a singer who writes all her songs and always performs live. Her albums all debuted at #1 on the Billboard Charts. She's the youngest artist to have 3 number one albums on Billlboard.

Miley likes to use "twitter" where she is the youngest person to have over one million followers. Right now she has 1 960 996 people reading her updates.

She has won numerous awards for her acting and singing, 6 Teen Choice Awards only this year.

People like to compare her to Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato, some people call Miley names and describe Selena and Demi as angels. It's only due to Miley's fame that nobody ever mentions Selena's & Demi's bikini & other racy pics, or the fact that Selena's mother was 15 when she was pregnant with Selena. Double standards much?

Miley is in 2009's Guiness Book Of World Records for being the most successful and richest teen celebrity.

She has money, looks, fame, talent, success and billions of people all over the world admiring her.
Brainless person: OMG! Miley Cyrus is such a slut.. she's got bikini pics!!!!!

Rational person: Have you ever seen 14-year-olds myspace pictures? Just because she's so famous doesn't mean we have to critisize her for being a normal girl! Growing up is hard enough without the whole world waiting for you to make a mistake.

brainless person: but OH. EM. GEE. she totally stole my man nick!! argh i hate herrrr!!

me: riiiiight.

brainless person: demi and selena are, lyke, so0o much betterrrrr!! theire gud role m0dels unlyke slutrus!!!!!

me: I love them, too, but they're far from being as famous as Miley, that's you never saw these pics... :
youtube.com/watch?v=Vi_PMOz6hH8&feature=channel_page

and youtube.com/watch?v=9u2E2WZYMZs
by LaJacqueline1992 September 16, 2009
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A clingy whore when in comes to being an ex-girlfriend of The Jonas Brother's Nick Jonas. She always seems to be singing too loudly for everyone's taste. All her songs are about herself or her fabulous life as Hannah Montana. If all of your friends creepily like her music and her show on Disney Channel, you, as a friend, should be deeply disturbed. You should also feel concerned for your friend's welfare because too much of Miley Cyrus, might turn them into Miley clones and they might start walking around like skinny little sluts with a ratty wig and bad accents. Please take caution when you listen to her music and/or watch her show.
Did you see that Miley Cyrus yesterday? Why was she all over Nick Jonas when he obviously wasn't looking remotely interested in the nasty little thing leaning all over him! She needs to get all that oil off of her chest first before she can even THINK of saying hello to him.
by Olivia Jonas January 17, 2008
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Someone who could kill Chuck Norris with her singing.
miley cyrus - NOBODY's PERFECTTT! I GOT TO WORKK IT AGAIN AnD AGAIN TILL I GETT IT RIGHHTTT!!!

Chuck Norris - Ahhhh, I'm dying!
by metallkidd93 March 08, 2008
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The latest cardboard cut-out from the disney channel line. Loved by all repressed eleven-year-olds, even though she sounds like she is singing from a tin can. Also known as Hannah Montana. Her songs are basically canned bubblegum, but, for some absurd reason, she is totally popular with the tweens. We are counting the days until she goes off and ruins herself, just like all disney channel stars do eventually.
Miley Cyrus(to crowd): hey, y'all!
Crowd: we love you, Hannah, just like we loved Hilary and Lindsay before they went off and got drug problems!
by Beckie <33 February 06, 2008
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1) The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.
1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Miley Cyrus on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Miley Cyrus when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
"Whoa, hold on there, mate, don't yank up yer Draks just yet. I haven't had me Brekkie yet, and it looks like the Dingo's been circling your Freckle.
by Wisk January 30, 2008
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Real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus.

What every 12 through 15 year old girl talks about aside from High School Musical.

Another female singer who obtained fame through the Disney Channel, and thus, starting her career of being totally manipulated by them. She, like all the rest, will let this fame go to her head, until the Disney Channel gets another girl victim and boots her out at the age of 25 or until she looks too old to play a 15-16 year old on television.

She will then begin to spiral downhill when she is released from the Disney Channel, only to act/look like a skank.

Trust me. It'll happen eventually.
If you don't believe me, refer to Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan. Vanessa Hudgens is already on her way.

I was hoping that Miley Cyrus would turn out differently, but alas, that was ruined due to that pregnancy controversy.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 24, 2008
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I wonder who will take Miley's virginity? The way she likes to dress, shes just asking for it. Thats what alot of people wanna know.
Who will nail Miley Cyrus? Some hollywood bad boy?
by IwannaBangMiley April 01, 2008
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This years model from the Disney tween starlet factory. The next Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, etc.
I hope Miley Cyrus is saving up her money now, because the gravy train won't last.
by Eugene206 January 24, 2008
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