Just another Disney Channel Card board cutout With no talent or life ahead of her.

Walt disney would throw up if he were to see what Disney Channel has turned into! All of these horrible no-talent teeny boppers who think they can sing and act, It's just awful!!!

First off, Her dumb TV show doesnt even make sense. A "Double-life?" Who would possibly be able to even pull that off? I mean, what's the premise of it, even?

And she wears that retarded blond wig even when she's NOT acting! Its like she actually thinks she is two people...o.O...somebody call the counselor!!!

And her acting is A.W.F.U.L.!!!! All her little "jokes" during her TV show just make me want to throw something at the television set...I mean, the only funny part about anything she says is how hard shes trying to be funny, when clearly she isn't!!!!

Her Songs/Singing voice are almost as hideous as her clothing style....I mean, seriously, the only things she ever sings about is being dumped and her "double life". And she CANT sing!!! She sings by yelling, and straining her voice...People actually think shes famous for her TALENT??! Uhm. No. The only reason she's even heard about is because Her daddy used to be a big star!!! For about 2 seconds. Which is what will happen to her, hopefully. Then we won't have to see her big head and horrible lyrics plastered all over everything.

She calls herself a Rockstar!?!!?!?
WOW.
Anyone who could even MISTAKE her for ANY genre of rock, is obviously Deaf.

Try, crappy-voiced-teeny-bopper-pop-star-wanna-be-drama-queen WITH NO TALENT!!!

She doesn't even move around on stage!
She just stands there and yells and swings her big
ape head around...And she's mistaken if she thinks she can play guitar...HA. I've seen new-bord children with more talent then her!!!

She's brainwashed society, mainly the poor innocent souls of little girls aged 5-12, and possibly older, if they're tricked into thinking they're cool or something. She's made it so that self-concious little wannabe's think that the only way a girl can be pretty is if shes about a size 0, wears ugly clothes that don't match, and has big puffy ugly curly brown hair.

I don't even see why people think she's attractive!
HUGE head,
NOT shaped like a real person,
HUGE lips,
HUGE teeth,
Squinty eyes,
And a loud obnoxcious voice with an annoying fake

Country-girl accent.

BY THE WAY:
I am NOT a Jonas Brothers fan.
I despise Miley simply because she SUCKS.
And So do the Jonas Brothers,
And every other "Creation" Disney has crapped.
:)
Brain washed 11 year old #1: OMG did you see that over sized plaid scarf Miley cyrus was wearing at the TeenyBopper awards last night!?!?

Brain washed 11 year old #2: I sure did!! I made daddy drive me to the mall and I bought 4 JUST like it!!!

Brain washed 11 year old#3: Oh yeah?? Well I got those Knee-high hooker-cow girl boots she was wearing in episode 342!!!!

#1 and #2: LUCKY!!!!!
by DisneyS_U_C_K_S August 24, 2009
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A clingy whore when in comes to being an ex-girlfriend of The Jonas Brother's Nick Jonas. She always seems to be singing too loudly for everyone's taste. All her songs are about herself or her fabulous life as Hannah Montana. If all of your friends creepily like her music and her show on Disney Channel, you, as a friend, should be deeply disturbed. You should also feel concerned for your friend's welfare because too much of Miley Cyrus, might turn them into Miley clones and they might start walking around like skinny little sluts with a ratty wig and bad accents. Please take caution when you listen to her music and/or watch her show.
Did you see that Miley Cyrus yesterday? Why was she all over Nick Jonas when he obviously wasn't looking remotely interested in the nasty little thing leaning all over him! She needs to get all that oil off of her chest first before she can even THINK of saying hello to him.
by Olivia Jonas January 17, 2008
Someone who could kill Chuck Norris with her singing.
miley cyrus - NOBODY's PERFECTTT! I GOT TO WORKK IT AGAIN AnD AGAIN TILL I GETT IT RIGHHTTT!!!

Chuck Norris - Ahhhh, I'm dying!
by metallkidd93 March 08, 2008
The latest cardboard cut-out from the disney channel line. Loved by all repressed eleven-year-olds, even though she sounds like she is singing from a tin can. Also known as Hannah Montana. Her songs are basically canned bubblegum, but, for some absurd reason, she is totally popular with the tweens. We are counting the days until she goes off and ruins herself, just like all disney channel stars do eventually.
Miley Cyrus(to crowd): hey, y'all!
Crowd: we love you, Hannah, just like we loved Hilary and Lindsay before they went off and got drug problems!
by Beckie <33 February 06, 2008
1) The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.
1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Miley Cyrus on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Miley Cyrus when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
"Whoa, hold on there, mate, don't yank up yer Draks just yet. I haven't had me Brekkie yet, and it looks like the Dingo's been circling your Freckle.
by Wisk January 30, 2008
Real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus.

What every 12 through 15 year old girl talks about aside from High School Musical.

Another female singer who obtained fame through the Disney Channel, and thus, starting her career of being totally manipulated by them. She, like all the rest, will let this fame go to her head, until the Disney Channel gets another girl victim and boots her out at the age of 25 or until she looks too old to play a 15-16 year old on television.

She will then begin to spiral downhill when she is released from the Disney Channel, only to act/look like a skank.

Trust me. It'll happen eventually.
If you don't believe me, refer to Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan. Vanessa Hudgens is already on her way.

I was hoping that Miley Cyrus would turn out differently, but alas, that was ruined due to that pregnancy controversy.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 24, 2008
OH GOD
did you really just search miley cyrus on urban dictionary?
by obsessedwitmusic9 February 13, 2009
I wonder who will take Miley's virginity? The way she likes to dress, shes just asking for it. Thats what alot of people wanna know.
Who will nail Miley Cyrus? Some hollywood bad boy?
by IwannaBangMiley April 01, 2008

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