Number one, best selling throwaway teenybopper in the decade; a 15-year old Disney slut (who is also known as Hannah Montana with her TV/music series) who is also happened to be posing her nude body for the Vanity Fair mag; also known for cheating on the Jonas Brothers. Famous for her fugly being and horrible singing voice. The future of all sluts of the 21st century, joining Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Olsen Twins and Ashlee Simpson (don't forget Jamie Lynn Spears and all-legendary whore Britney Spears)
Miley: Hi ya all!!!!
Crowd: OMFG! Arrrhhh! (Their ears bleeding, then dead)
ET announcer: 15 year old singing "star" Miley Cyrus (also known as Hannah Montana) was found to have posed herself nude for The Vanity Fair...
Disney fannies: Ahhhhhhhhhh! (Shocked as they watched, then dead)
Crowd: we love you, Hannah, just like we loved Hilary and Lindsay before they went off and got drug problems!
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.
2) Joey was so interested in the Miley Cyrus when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
"Whoa, hold on there, mate, don't yank up yer Draks just yet. I haven't had me Brekkie yet, and it looks like the Dingo's been circling your Freckle.
What every 12 through 15 year old girl talks about aside from High School Musical.
Another female singer who obtained fame through the Disney Channel, and thus, starting her career of being totally manipulated by them. She, like all the rest, will let this fame go to her head, until the Disney Channel gets another girl victim and boots her out at the age of 25 or until she looks too old to play a 15-16 year old on television.
She will then begin to spiral downhill when she is released from the Disney Channel, only to act/look like a skank.
Trust me. It'll happen eventually.
I was hoping that Miley Cyrus would turn out differently, but alas, that was ruined due to that pregnancy controversy.