Poorly constructed Mexican knock-offs of large and strong American dildos. Can be identified by their mustard brown appearance with strange white blotches (indicative of either a poor paint job or some "factory testing" before shipping?) and by bending the mildo across the shaft, checking for stress fractures or tears. Inferior-quality dildos will tear down the length of the shaft, causing irritation and discomfort during use and they may even break off into the vagina or anus.
Just stick to American made dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.
Just stick to American made dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.
by JMouseguy November 21, 2011
by Horace October 28, 2004
by Bob Jim April 16, 2007
The result of drinking way too much Miller Light the night before and having to shit out your brains in the morning.
(Contains more water than the Bud Mud.) Use caution when mixing with Mac-D's or Wendys, may cause birth defect, liver damage, and in serious cases may be life threating, Consult your docter if the mildo masdness lasts longer than 24 hours.
(Contains more water than the Bud Mud.) Use caution when mixing with Mac-D's or Wendys, may cause birth defect, liver damage, and in serious cases may be life threating, Consult your docter if the mildo masdness lasts longer than 24 hours.
Yo, mondo you get the mildo madness this morning...
yah I used half the roll this morning... fuck Miller Light.
yah I used half the roll this morning... fuck Miller Light.
by Balls McLongCock December 27, 2006
ex1. Childo mildo
by hasselhoffman February 20, 2009
by J4llyb4an June 29, 2020