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3.
awkward guy, pretty chill, defenitly aint no damn snitch, this mothas hard
ay i heard the cops got him, dont worry its strait hes milad
by anonlikeme August 12, 2012
 
1.
The coolest person of all time.
Girl 1: Milad is sooo cool!
Girl 2: I want him to blow his load on my face!
Girl 1: Me first!
by Bailey the Blind Watchdog November 10, 2004
 
2.
Milad means tight he isnt a wangsta fo sho he is a real gangsta n who eva thinks athawise can see me
person1: milad is so cool
person2:hell ya
by allaa April 27, 2005
 
4.
a gay kid who thinks he got swag but really don't
Person 1 : hey did you see that milad kid yesterday?
Person 2 : dude no way!! did you see his fake nikes??? WOW WHAT SWAG!
by thedefinitionator September 16, 2014
 
5.
the action of sleeping with everything that walks OR breathes. can also be used as a noun for someone who sleeps with anything that walks or breathes.
he just pulled a milad by sleeping with that fugly girl.
by pouijoerg December 16, 2005
 
6.
A wankster who tries to change his absolute appearance to be "cool". Usually found after the outburst of G-Unit. The milad is usually found with his slutty girlfriend, Who has a Cabbage Patch Snatch. He will be pumping your gas in a few years so remember the name.
That wankster is such a Milad.
by Alex April 15, 2005