"Math = functions + Numbers"
Originating from the Swedish suburb "Denmark", Mikkel is famed for being a talented eater of raw pig meat and dog testicles.
Mikkel's favourite soft toy is and always will be Gunter the putrid yellow cum sock with which he shares a very intimate experience.
Sometimes Mikkel likes to roley-poley down the stairs but after smashing a glass cup on his anus at new years eve now inevitably spurts faeces.
Mikkel had no choice but to sell his bladder for a plane ticket to England, he also sold his liver for a beer on the plane (well half a beer)
Mikkel's pulse was fading fast but luckly he had just landed at Heathrow where he could get some new organs, unfortuantly they didn't have Danish organs so they just put in a bit of bacon rapped bog roll for the liver and an exteral food bag for the bladder.
Poor Mikkel was often bullied by the others pupils parents after school, they used to squeeze
his pee bag which made him spray out projectile arse vomit over everyone in sight.
The police caught wind of this public defecation and arrested him, then after finding he was an illegal alien they sent him packing back to his land but took the bag and bog roll away first.
The moral of this story is that if you ever meet a Danish lollop called Mikkel run before he spins around and you feel the full force of his merciless arse geyser!
If someone you know were to cut their anus on a glass cup you could say to them : "you cut your anus on a cup, I was reading about another person who cut their anus on a cup"
Call all anal cup cutters Mikkel
Are you a Mikkel?