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a pathetic waste of skin and bones that should just kill him self. he has many of many babymamas even tho he is ugly as fuck and old as dirt. he also is in a secret realationship with hes lesbian sister. he had a wonderful wife which he never desirved but somehow luckily got. big suprise he fucked that up. while having three kids with this great woman he cheated multiple times and who knows how much aids he spread and how many babies are running around out there w/o their low life father. after putting his "family" threw tramendious pain (phisically and mentally) his children were forced to see him unfortunatly every tues thurs and everyother weekend. they ignored their pain and tried to make everyone happy. but one of the kids was in his car and stumbled on what do you know, her "fathers" new wedding ring. this worthless, i guess you could call him a man(?) secretly married one of his dirty loose whores. after threatening his 12 year old daughtor he kicked her out of his pathetic waste of a life. she is happy to get of dealing with this phycopaths life but she wishes that when she saw that ring she threw it right in the place it belongs, down the tolet with all the rest of the shit. and then she wishes that she smashed his car then went up to him and kicked him right in the nuts so no more babies will have to go threw the pain that unfortunatly many of us do. so fuck you mike lynn. he is a snake, oh i mean a lawer! what a perfect job for a compulsive liar like mike lynn. dont ever hire mike lynn to be your liar, he will steal your money and your money will just go to his frequent adventures to the strip club and back to the hotel for his babymaking. and if you ever see mike lynn or his latest portugese whore maria lynn, kick em in the nuts for me :D thanks and i hope you die a long painful death with your new family. fuck you
F U mike lynn
by asdfasdfasdfasdffff August 23, 2008
 
1.
A former member of the Daytona Beach branch of the Outlaws motorcycle club. When Lynn joins the club in the early 1990s he thinks hes found a band of brothers. But the Daytona Outlaws are a dangerous band of violent criminals. Within a few months of Lynn joining the club, brotherhood begins turning sour: Lynns friends are beaten for disputing the orders of the clubs leadership. The chapter president bombs a rival clubs headquarters, and openly plots murder and mayhem.

Lynn wants out. Fearing for his life, he goes to the FBI and agrees to wear a wire. This was a very risky move for Lynn because The Outlaws despise snitches, their motto being "Snitches are a dyin' Breed". In a dangerous four-month investigation, Lynn and his FBI handler, Tim Donovan, gather enough evidence to convict the entire Daytona Beach chapter.

Lynn was then placed in the federal witness protection agency. He was forced to change his name and had to loose all contact with his friends and family. Today, he is most likely living somewhere on the West Coast of the United States, because the Outlaws don't have chapters out west, and risk starting a war if they enter Hells Angels territory.

He was profiled in a Documentary for National Geographic Channel
Mike Lynn snitched out his buddies and is they ever find him, hes a dead man because snitches are a dyin' breed!
by Long Rod Von Hugen Dong July 27, 2009
 
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A skanky ass bitch who loves threesomes and loves anal orgies. Not the smartest cookie in the jar but always wants you to taste her.

Always hurtin for a squirtin!
Mikelynn is a hoe....fo sho!
by BAM!!!!!2131 May 01, 2010