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A bitch ass rapper that has short term memory loss and has to ask other people his name. Also slows his voice so he doesn't sound like such a bitch.
by Smartrep February 21, 2006
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rapper with some talent, but can say his own name 300 times per minute
mike jones!! who? mike jones!
by nig00h May 06, 2006
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A rapper obessed with saying his name.
Random person: Hey, nigger, what's your name?

Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones

Random person: Ok, please be quiet now.

Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones

*White guy beats the shit out of Mike Jones*
by Johnny Johnothan August 06, 2006
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Mike Jones was cool before he dropped Who Is Mike Jones? His old stuff is great and he actually flows, but he decided to go the easy route this time and shout his name and number.
Who?! Mike Jones! If you hate Mike Jones look up The Mixtape Messiah on Limewire and hear how bad Chamillionaire wrecks on him.
by Lt Panda July 11, 2005
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a rapper whose music shows a heavy influence from "timmy" the retarded kid in the wheel chair on south park.
borrowing from timmy's style, mike jones decided to say his name repeatedly, and often even in different tones as well. amazing.
timmy: timmy!!
mike jones: mike jones bitch!
by rilesworth September 07, 2006
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The male prostitute who in late 2006 alleged the Evangelical leader, Rev. Ted Haggard, paid him for sex and methamphetamine over a three-year period.

Jones, who exposed the Haggard, is quoted as saying, "I felt I owed it to the gay community to expose the hypocrisy,".
Person One: Who was that one male prostitute that that one fag religious leader was fucking?

Person Two: Oh - I beleive that it was Mike Jones.
by M. James a.k.a. "pig" November 03, 2006
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An embarrassment to Texas rap, one dimensional rapper, who's entire career has been based off of him repeating who? its old. His audience is normally chicken heads, and wannabes. Also got his ass whooped by trae at the Ozone Awards. Tru-Texas rappers are Zro, Trae, the original S.U.C, big hawk, big moe, fat pat..etc
jeff: yo when iz dat nigguh mike jones gunna make a hit?
corey: i dunno, maybe when whoopi gets a haircutt..

jeff: Hah i guess dats never then.
by boyb512 January 09, 2010
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